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Whether you're a fan or a hater of the incredibly precocious and disturbingly adorable Pinkett-Smith progeny, this new music video from the narcissistically named Willow Smith will blow your mind.

This just in: if you're over the age of sixteen and haven't yet penned your memoir, you have fallen tragically behind – just ask Justin Bieber.

Bubba's still got it. At a recent rally in West Virginia, an elderly woman fainted in the middle of a speech by former president Bill Clinton. Clinton proved he's still a bit of a ladykiller when he quickly asserting that "she'll be fine," before joking that "believe me, at my age, rarely does a lady faint on me." The audience cheered as Clinton exclaimed "the doctor says she's ok!"

What woman doesn't love being reminded by a snack food ad that being thin is the ultimate female achievement? In their new and insultingly offensive ad campaign, Snack Factory Pretzel Crisps is betting the house on the fact that we're all just dying to be skinny, with slogans like "you can never be too thin" (it turns out you can). Now, in response to the naturally outraged cries of women stoked on their non-skinny bodies, the company has launched a website reminding everyone to "Lighten up, it's a pretzel ad." Hot tip for Snack Factory's marketing team: try not to make your target demographic hate you.

It pains us to report this, but a recent study has found that skinny women make more money then heavier women. For men the inverse is true, with thin men make less than heavier men.