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Golden Globes 2015: Amy and Tina's best jokes of the night

In their last year hosting the Golden Globes, the comedy duo pulled no punches. Here are their best jabs.
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler at the 72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards red carpet. Photo by Jim Smeal/BEImages. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler at the 72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards red carpet. Photo by Jim Smeal/BEImages.

On Reese Witherspoon: "Reese was so great in the movie Wild. She did all of her own walking. And Andy Serkis was great as her backpack."

On Boyhood: "Boyhood proves that there are still great roles for women over 40 — as long as you get hired when you're under 40."

On Jennifer Anniston's movie Cake: "We should explain to all the Hollywood people in the room, cake is like a fluffy dessert that people eat on their birthdays. And birthdays are a thing that people celebrate when they admit that they have aged."

On Wes Anderson: "Wes Anderson is here tonight for the film The Grand Budapest Hotel. Per usual, Wes arrived on a bicycle made out of antique tuba parts."

On George Clooney: "George Clooney married Amal Alamuddin this year. Amal is a human rights lawyer, who worked on the Enron case, was an advisor to Kofi Annan regarding Syria, and was selected for a three-person UN commission regarding rules-of-war violations in the Gaza Strip. So tonight, her husband is getting a lifetime achievement award."

On The Theory of Everything: "It combines the two things audiences love, crippling nerve disease and super-complicated math."

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On Selma: "In the 1960s, thousands of black people came together with one common goal — to form Sly and the Family Stone. But the movie Selma is about the American civil rights movement that totally worked and now everything's fine."

On Into the Woods: "In Into the Woods, Cinderella runs from her Prince, Rapunzel is thrown from a tower for her Prince, and Sleeping Beauty just thought she was getting coffee with Bill Cosby."

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