Ode to my Cough

Cough, Cough Please be off. Please do your best to vacate my chest. You steal my air. You cause me to swear. I would like to breathe But you make me seethe. Inside my head I’m full of dread I’ve had it with you I say Shoo! Shoo!  Just to be clear You’re not wanted here: Cough, cough Please, eff off.

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