The 10 most outrageous eats you’ll find at this year’s Calgary Stampede

From deep-fried Jell-O to funnel cake poutine — this year’s offerings are pretty outrageous.

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Calgary Stampede Foods - The Mini Donut Chata
The Mini Donut Chata: Cinnamon Dulce rice milk with toffee bits, whipped cream, Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal, mini sugared donuts and an ice pop.

When the Calgary Stampede rolls into Cowtown next month, Canada’s largest rodeo — like its county fair cousins throughout North America — will boast an epic food hall packed with deep-fried, artery-clogging concoctions. “Extreme food is one of our biggest draws,” says James Radke, midway operations manager at the Stampede. “Many people visit just to have their taste buds challenged.”

Call it culinary voyeurism, but over-the-top creations have become wildly popular in the last decade. And while the likes of bloody Caesars spiked with whole lobster tails and bacon-topped doughnuts have now permeated everyday dining culture, the annual midway is unquestionably the vanguard of indulgent food.

Consider this: In 2008, pizza slices, ribs and deep fried Mars bars rounded out the relatively tame menu at Toronto’s Canadian National Exhibition. Two years later, the fair introduced deep fried butter. By 2013, the CNE was making waves with Nutella-filled spring rolls and cronut burgers, which swapped out buns for croissant-donut hybrids (with ill-fated results: 150 people needed treatment for food poisoning — the unfortunate aftermath, it seems, of pushing the culinary envelope).

Every year, midway food halls across the country aim to one-up each other, stretching the boundaries of all that is gastronomically holy. And the Calgary Stampede, which just released its 2017 menu, has set the bar high.

Listed below, are the most outrageous bites you can get while visiting the rodeo this year (open July 7 – 16):

Calgary Stampede Foods - Funne Cake Poutine
Photo, Calgary Stampede.

Funnel Cake Poutine
Melding a fairground classic with Quebec’s famed culinary creation, this salty-sweet dish tops crisp funnel cake with cheese curds and gravy. Not zany enough for you? The Stampede also features clam chowder poutine, hot dog–topped poutine and a decadent poutine with lobster and mango salsa.

Calgary Stampede Foods - Double Bacon Mac and Cheese Hot Dog
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Double Bacon Mac N’ Cheese Dog
Little known fact: The corndog was actually a product of the 1942 Texas State Fair. Will this foot-long, bacon-wrapped hot dog, topped with bacon-studded mac and cheese be the next midway food to go mainstream? Probably not.

Calgary Stampede Foods - Deep Fried Jell-o
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Deep Fried Jell-O
Midways are notoriously imaginative when it comes to finding new foods to deep fry. This year’s creation may put to the test the notion that there’s always room for Jell-O. Want something a bit less … weird? Deep-fried cheese curds are also on offer.

Calgary Stampede foods - Cookie Dough-ne
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Cookie Dough-ne
A sugar high in a cone, the Cookie Dough-ne sees raw cookie dough scooped into a waffle cone and haloed with sprinkle-topped cotton candy.

Calgary Stampede Foods - The Mini Donut Chata
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Mini Donut-Chata
This over-the-top take on horchata – a cool Latin American drink often made with ground rice – pairs cinnamon Dulce rice milk with toffee bits, whipped cream, Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal, mini sugared donuts and, for some reason, a diminutive ice pop.

Calgary Stampede Foods - Mr. Crab sandwich

Mr. Crab
Good luck eating this without making a mess. In this dish, a taco shell of tempura-fried nori is stacked with rice, crab meat, sliced avocado and whole deep-fried soft shell crab.

Calgary Stampede Foods - Rabbit-Pizza
Photo, Calgary Stampede.

Rabbit Pizza
This unconventional pie features slow-roasted Alberta rabbit, organic honey, green olives and banana peppers on thin-crust flatbread. Need something spicier? There’s another creation infused and topped with Carolina Reaper peppers, officially the hottest in the world according to Guinness World Records.

Calgary Stampede Foods - Pineapple-Express Mac and Cheese
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Pineapple Express Mac & Cheese 
If Hawaiian pizza and mac and cheese had a baby, this would be the result: diced, roasted ham and seared pineapple chunks are the perfect sweet-and-salty addition to cheesy elbow noodles.

Calgary Stampede Foods - Pie-milkshake
Photo, Calgary Stampede.

Pie Shake
A full meal in a plastic cup, the pie shake blends homemade pie (or cake – why not!) with a few scoops of thick ice cream and tops it with whipped cream, fresh berries and chunks of pie.

Calgary Stampede Foods - Rain Drop Cake
Photo, Calgary Stampede.

Rain Drop Cake
This otherworldly-looking dessert, a riff on an established Japanese dish, was one of 2016’s hottest food fads. Resembling a giant bead of water, the jiggly cake is tasteless and calorie-free, accented by the accompanying roasted soybean flour and black sugar syrup.

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